Presidential Poll - Another Puppet For Sonia G ?

During past few days my television set is flooded with the news of presidential poll which takes a dramatic turn every now and then. From Mamata Banarjee's debut on facebook to Mulayam backstabbing her and Kalam's backout, everything seem to be a part of a typical Abbas-Mustan suspence & thriller movie. But there real life Players, our politicians, are very much smarter when it comes to playing games. All this has led to a scenario where Indian politics seem a big farce. _________________________________________ So when everyone is so damn serious about their ego and pride, I bring you collection of some of my tweets that will possibly lighten up your mood. Now this was a political statement. The truth is let me use this opportunity to publicise my twitter account and brandize myself. Hope you will enjoy it. The naughty and the hillarious. _________________________________________ Sonia ji why you no nominate Dick-Vijay Singh for president. _________________________________________ If Dr Kalam becomes our next president them the popularly called 'Tere Naam Hairstyle' will be in vogue again. _________________________________________ If even there will be a sequel to the movie 'I Am Kalam'; Mamata Banarjee will be the director and producer. _________________________________________ After declaration of Pranab's name as candidate, Mamata Banarjee released her orgasm somewhere in Bay Of Bengal. _________________________________________ I don't have any issue with Dr Mum as president but Sunny leone should be our next PM. Atleast our member of parliaments won't have to watch porn secretly in parliament house._________________________________________ Dear Metallica Sonia ji is the real Master Of Puppets. _________________________________________